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Fishing Secrets @ Short Stories. Learn The Secrets Of Fishing Success For Fun And Profit. Secrets That Every Fisherman Needs To Learn To Be Successfull.

I recently had a conversation with “wonder bread boy” about a serious dilemma he was having.

It seems that he has misplaced, lost or surrendered, to his ex, the bulk of his fishing gear.

Now, this alone is a monumental problem in itself, not the lost or misplaced part, but the trying to ask your ex for something that means absolutely nothing to her but would certainly open up a humongous can of nightcrawlers should you attempt to ask for it back…

“Hi sweet.”

“Oh, it’s YOU.”

“How ya been?”

“Cut the chit chat wonder boy, what is it you want?”

“Well,(gulp) it seems-snookums- that when you tossed me out into the street and took legal ownership of all my bank accounts and left me with little or nothing to subsist on in this world, I, silly me, forgot to grab my fishing pole on the way out.”

“You want your fishing pole back?”

“Ahh yeah.”

“Sure, you can have it back, it’s out in the garage.”

“REALLY!”

“Yes, I have it all boxed up in that nice little shoebox, labeled @#$&*@#!!+, it’s all yours.”

“Oh.”—”Never mind.”

“By the way, my lawyer will be contacting you about increasing monthly child support, cars don’t drive themselves without gas you know. Have a NICE day….”

Tip! For trout fishing, the leader should not be greased. It will not sink far enough to cause any difficulty when picking the line and lure from the water, but if it is allowed to float; it will cast a shadow on the bottom of the stream which may scare the trout.

So, as you can see, not willing to risk the ramifications, wonder bread boy was suddenly thrust into the market of having to go find some new fishing gear.

Here in lies the real problem.

WBB sidled on down to our local giant cowbird-which happens to be the Blackbird Sporting Goods store–and walked in looking to replace his spin fishing outfits. Finding replacements for the kids was easy, he just grabbed Scooby and Spiderman combo outfits and knew that the kids would settle who was qualified to be Scooby and who was qualified to be Spiderman.

Finding the right combo for himself was another story.

Tip! Check your line just above the lure frequently when fishing crankbaits around rocks, gravel, stumps, and other hard obstructions. They can quickly fray your line.

So, there he stood in the middle of the aisle, staring with that “deer in the headlight look”, at dozens of rods and reels that he had not a clue as to which to choose from. Shimano’s, Okuma’s, Mitchell’s, Abu Garcia’s, Shakespeare’s, Penn’s, gear ratio’s, ultralight’s,micro’s,Ugly Stik’s,Daiwa’s, two piece, three piece, sensitive tip, ultimate stiffness, Maxim’s,Quantum’s….WHEW!!

“I just want to catch some flippin’ crappies.”

Wonder Bread Boy, turned and headed for the checkstand. The boys got there rods, and WBB decided he would bait hooks and watch them fish.

All this over stimulation and multitude of choices had him reaching back far into his neanderthal tendencies, and he almost went home and tied some kite string onto a flagpole. Thinking that $70 or $80 was too much to invest, especially in “crappie futures”, he figured he would fashion up a nice “fishing stick” to pursue fish and avoid the trauma of having to decide which combo was right for him.

Tip! The favorite crab for crab fishing is the blue crab, which is called Callinectes sapidus scientifically. And like its name,the blue crab comes in shades of blue, olive-green, and red.

It has gotten that way.

Fishing, like golf or skiing or just about any sport has gotten way to specialized and seems to require multiple quivers of gear for different situations. You can’t use bass gear for trout.You have to have “lake fishing” set ups, “river fishing” set ups, trolling rods, casting rods.If you want want to have more fun with 9 inch fish, you have to go “light”. Level winds for salmon. Fly fishing gear for “fly only” waters.You get the picture.

It’s maddening as well as intimidating.

I myself, own a small satellite operation of Cabela’s aka “my playroom”, that will take my daughter at least two years to liquidate when I pass on to the big fishing pond in the sky. At last count I had fifteen various rods, and way too many reels and extra spools and such. Why I even found a reel I can’t even remember purchasing….STILL IN THE BOX!!!!!

Tip! There are different methods of crab fishing, which are quite cost effective and others that need a lot in terms of money and time. You can use a dip net to catch the crabs.

My gosh, I must be like a sleepwalker who wanders into the fishing aisles and starts gathering up items, only to wake up and not have a clue as to ‘how did that sturgeon fishing rod got in my garage’!!

How To Make Fishing Lures.

I’ve never even been sturgeon fishing.

We won’t even get into the six or seven tackle “tubs”–not boxes–of lures, flies,trolling rigs, vests, waders, nets, flippers,attractants, baits,and yes dehydrated nightcrawlers, that have found their way into my fishing arsenal in over 40 years of fishing.

Lord knows, that if the nightcrawler should ever go extinct, there is plenty of DNA in my fishing tub to bring ‘em back into existence!!

All that being said, I am now going to try and simplify your life by giving you three simple rules to go by when choosing your fishing gear:

1) Pick your fish species of choice.

Don’t try to outfit yourself with every type of fishing gear. If trout and bass are the predominant type of fishing you do, then get a good combo outfit that is adequate for both. The same goes for salmon and steelhead, if these are the fish of choice, outfit yourself with a good middle of the road combination that will allow you to fish for both. Quite honestly, if you only occasionally go fishing for a certain type of fish–hire a guide and use his gear, or if you are a do it yourself guy, borrow and share with buddies who may have multiple outfits.(Like me!!)

Don’t get me wrong. Different types of fishing really can be enhanced and improved by having slightly more specialized gear and if you decide that you have plenty of expendable income… go for it. But if you don’t, it is just best to decide what kind of fish you really enjoy fishing for.

Tip! Hiring a fishing guide might be a great idea if you’re new to the area, even if you’re an expert fishermen yourself. You can hire a guide for your first day and he can show you where the fish are biting at that particular time, then you can strike it out on your own for the rest of vacation.

2) Stay to the middle.

The old rule of thumb, that you don’t want to buy the least expensive and you don’t want to buy the most expensive, certainly applies to fishing gear. If you buy your fishing gear at the “dollar store” or the Salvation Army, you are probably going to get what you pay for. On the other hand, don’t be sucked in by the glossy ads and goofy graphs and bar charts that show why an extra $120 dollars spent on the same $60 dollar product will have you smiling and holding a mass quantity of big fish. I have seen plenty of good fishermen using good average run of the mill gear, catching as many, or out catching dudes with high priced fancy outfits.
I have sat in sporting good stores and had salesmen tell me how “sweet” this rod or that reel is and asked me to wiggle it around, then when I picked up a cheaper rod or reel and not felt any difference they looked at me like I was from Mars.
Most brand name gear today is made pretty well, so you can just pick —the pretty one!!

Tip! Some fishing lodges advertise a certain amount for a few days by the lake. It is advisable to ask if there are any hidden charges.

3)Don’t scrimp on the fishing line.

To me, in just about any kind of fishing, this is a big key. Get the right line, and get good quality. Whether it is having the right type of fly line, or the right test of monofilament, you will catch more fish if you pay attention to the selection of your lines. Too heavy, and fish will sit there staring at your line like WBB stares at aisle 32 at the Blackbird.

Use floating line when you should sink. Or sinking line when you should float. And you will have a nice day casting and/or walking on the river or lake.

I once used a fishing line called “Vanish”,that was supposed to be the greatest thing since….well….Wonder Bread, and the only thing that “vanished” was the fish I was catching. Every fish I hooked broke me off. I switched lines and started to land fish after that. So that line has now “vanished” from my tackle collection and is now occupying some space at a landfill.

Tip! If a boat is used to catch crabs, you should use and drop cone nets with the bait tied to the bottom center of the drop net. This technique can also be used if fishing from a bridge.

…And vanishing from my tackle collection is obviously no small feat!

Bass Fishing System.

So, get the right line and you can almost tie it on WBB’s flagpole and catch fish. (with hook and bait of course…)

There you have it, Wonder Bread Boy, you are now armed with enough information to head into your local sporting goods store and confidently make a selection, so you can fish with your kids.

Or, you can wait about 30 years and pick up a nice collection of stuff at my daughters’ garage sale!

A.J. Klott

Author, writer of fishing humor,and “fly tack” peddler.A.J. writes about the people,characters and modern day events that surround the fishing world. His first book is due out in December of 2005.
If you need a laugh or a fun gift, visit his website at:
http://www.twoguyswithflys.com

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Sep

19

Fishing Boats

September 19, 2007 | Leave a Comment

Tip! Some fishing lodges advertise a certain amount for a few days by the lake. It is advisable to ask if there are any hidden charges.

Fishing is a popular water-based recreational activity and is ranked among America’s top ten recreational activities. Fishing boats play a vital role in fishing and provide easy access to get out onto the water. It allows the angler to cover a larger fishing area.

One can choose from a wide range of fishing boats available in the market. The choice ranges from canoes to powerful cabin cruisers or yachts. Based on the type of fishing boat, the prices vary considerably. All-purpose fishing boats, bass boats, aluminum fishing boats, bay fishing boats, center-console fishing boats, flats boats, offshore sport fishing boats, deck fishing boats, pontoon fishing boats and outboard motors are some of the different types available.

Tip! Do you know that seasonal patterns has a direct relationship with whether it is bass fishing season or not.

Each boat has its own characteristics and is selected based on the purpose of fishing and where it will be used. The small, light weight bass boats are used for both recreational and tournament fishing. Center-console boats allow anglers to fish from any place on deck. For fishing in freshwater rivers, lakes and streams, freshwater fishing boats are the right choice. Offshore saltwater boats are used for saltwater fishing involving huge fish and heavy tackle.

The Fly Fishing GuideBook. A Complete Step-By-Step Training Kit Filled With The Latest And Proven Fly Fishing Techniques.

A variety of fishing boats are exhibited in boat shows and fishing shows. Purchase options are provided at these shows that display famous fishing boat manufacturers like Albin Marine, American Boat Manufacturing, Inc., Angler Boat Corporation, Caravelle Boats, Cobia Fishing and Sport Boats, Duckworth Boat Company, Dusky Marine, Inc., and Fountain Powerboats, Godfrey Marine, Osprey Boat Company and Pro-Line Fishing Boats.

Fishing provides detailed information on Fishing, Fly Fishing, Fishing Boats, Deep Sea Fishing and more. Fishing is affiliated with Deep Sea Fishing Boats.

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